Freddy Fazbear is so fat He be looking zesty in that hat But hey he does have that gyatt I've seen it myself on a yacht Then there's Bonnie the Bunny Who be thinking he's really funny If he don't stop, imma give him this D No I won't let him be Now we have the chicken Chica Who be eating all of that damn pizza Man her mouth needs to be shut Her sound such a shrill it bust my left nut Last but not least is the pirate Foxy He the one who be acting cocksy But trust me boy you aint no hotty If you were human you'd have a shrimp dick and thin body
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Background info: I came up with this poem on the day of my English II EOC. I was messing with the computer, and before we logged on to take the test, in the space where we were supposed to put our username, I just started rhyming and coming up with the most random stuff. I did the first two stanzas pretty quickly on the computer and finished the last two after the test on a piece of paper.
FYI: Yes I meant to put “cocksy”